| 10. | The cucumber has left the salad. |
| 9. | Quasimodo needs to go back in the Cathedral and tend to his bells. |
| 8. | You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. |
| 7. | Paging Mr. Johnson... paging Mr. Johnson... |
| 6. | Elvis is leaving the building. |
| 5. | The Buick is not all the way in the garage. |
| 4. | Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. |
| 3. | You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. |
| 2. | Men may be from Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. |
| and the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ... |
| 1. | I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. |
