You might be a redneck if this is your...
Or if you are this...
Powerball winner on vacation
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing|
You need fashion tips from your husband
You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture
Your wedding picture looked like this
And your wedding cake looked like this
Your pickup looks like this
You have a deer's butt for a door bell
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing
Your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...