You might be a redneck if this is your...


Harley


Bass boat


Grill


Horseshoes


Lawnmower


Weather station


Pet carrier


Gingerbread house


Guest bedrooms


Palm Pilot


Yacht


  Or if you are this...


Powerball winner


Powerball winner on vacation


  Or if...


A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing


You need fashion tips from your husband


You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture


Your wedding picture looked like this


And your wedding cake looked like this


Your pickup looks like this


You have a deer's butt for a door bell


You don't need a lake to do a little skiing


Your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...