You might be a redneck if this is your...


Bass boat




Weather station

Pet carrier

Gingerbread house

Guest bedrooms

Palm Pilot


  Or if you are this...

Powerball winner

Powerball winner on vacation

  Or if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing

You need fashion tips from your husband

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture

Your wedding picture looked like this

And your wedding cake looked like this

Your pickup looks like this

You have a deer's butt for a door bell

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing

Your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...