Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

A guy asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am! But let me ask you something...

If I had asked for Italian sausage,
Would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
Would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog.
Would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco,
Would you ask if I was Mexican?

If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
Would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't !"

With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish Because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."