Purchasing vs. Leasing

A very common question we receive... Is it better to purchase or to lease?

Scroll down for a actual case study.


The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.


On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
  • a 22 year old hot babe
  • no begging
  • no coaxing
  • never a headache
  • plays all requests
  • no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.