The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old hot babe
- no begging
- no coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when
asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.