I was in a public toilet and had just sat down,
when I heard a voice from the next cubicle,

He said, "Hi!, how are you?"

Embarrassed, I said, "Iím doing fine."

The voice said, "So what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"

From next door, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed, I said, "I'm rather busy right now."

The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back,
thereís an idiot next door answering all my questions."