Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

  • Talk about a huge breast!

  • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

  • It's Cool Whip time!

  • If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

  • Whew, that's one terrific spread!

  • I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

  • Are you ready for seconds yet?

  • It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

  • Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

  • Don't play with your meat.

  • Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

  • Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

  • I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

  • You still have a little bit on your chin.

  • How long will it take after you stick it in?

  • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

  • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

  • That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

  • How long do I beat it before it's ready?