Several men were in the locker room at the gym when a cellphone on a bench rang and a man answered it and put it on speaker phone and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, itís me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "Iím at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Itís only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyíre asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. Theyíll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if itís what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. Iíll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turned and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"