Q:	Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:	Try a bookstore—under fiction.
Q:	What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:	Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q:	Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:	Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
Q:	How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A:	Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:	How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly——wrinkles?
A:	Take off your glasses
Q:	Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:	Go braless It will usually pull them out.
Q:	Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A:	Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:	Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:	Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q:	As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:	Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:	Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A:	On their foreheads.
Q:	What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:	"Gosh, I remember these."